February 2012
27 posts
My Life
You know what was the best about tonight…? Not the blues… not the drinks… Not staring at the pacific ocean…not even the beautiful women… no It was a 60 year old couple rocking out harder then i was. Proving to me that i can live this life till the day I die.. I have no desire to slow down… And no proof that i have to… Getting older… having a...
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
I don’t know how some people can sneeze like: →
When I sneeze, it’s like:
So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.
BIG...
January 2012
24 posts
My relationship with my siblings
Sleep
Nighttime
Body: Go to bed you fucking idiot!!!
Brain: NO!!!
Morning
Brain: WAKE UP you lazy shit!
Body: Oh fuck you this is your fault!!!
Forget everything just for tonight.
We’ll sing like everyone when...
– A Day To Remember - This Is The House That Dobut Built